May 2013
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whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
May 20th
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May 19th
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fine whatever i will just date myself
May 18th
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“Man, life is a bit** but I appreciate her.”- Lil Wayne
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When you like someone who you can't have
whatshouldwecallme:
May 3rd
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April 2013
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thechristopherglen: stephenfrycunninglinguist: poptarter: talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me “just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go? “why don’t you see that you’re beautiful” now my self esteem’s completely fixed thanks. “aw, but you’re not alone.” Gee wiz, all of my loneliness is gone thanks.
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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God: *creates the human butt*
God: oh they are gonna love this
Apr 18th
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One word for why I am single:
thechristopherglen: “ME” I have this strange ability to get tongue tied, stumble over my words, or just say nothing around the opposite sex.  I’m getting better though; day by day, I’m getting a little better.   
Apr 11th
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“Nothing teaches us about the preciousness of the Creator as much as when we...”
– Spurgeon (via tallerthanlions)
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Apr 5th
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whittweet: It’s 2013, folks… how do we still not have a “Backspace” button for really crappy life-choices?
Apr 5th
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^____^
A customer at work told me I was a smart woman when I told him what my tattoo stood for. 
Apr 2nd
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March 2013
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“God’s love is not a pretty, clean, Hollywood hot pink love. It’s a kinda love...”
– John Mark McMillan  (via thechristopherglen)
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Mar 26th
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Funniest Thing Ever
*Dad turns on T.V.*
Dad: Quiero ver el partido de MEX V. HON.
*Dad starts yelling and clapping*
Dad: Si! Honduras va ganando 1 a 0.
Me: Uuum, no, Mexico va ganando! Jajaja.
Dad: O si! Todavia ando dormido.
Mar 22nd
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“Not going to Church because you feel too much of a sinner is like not going to...”
– Matt King in his sermon from the March Bridge Box Get songs, sermons, studies, devotionals, videos and more for only $8/month, which supports missions in Chicago. Sign up at missionusa.com/bridgebox. (via thebridgechicago)
Mar 22nd
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So..a guy that works at this restaurant my Mom goes to sent me some pupusas. I like this guy already, lmbo. 
Mar 21st
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thechristopherglen: Why can’t someone like me and I like them back, then we fall in love and live happily ever after? 
Mar 17th
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